"I'll never piss without it again."
"I know what it is and it's a game changer"
This is the best thing I have ever done in my entire career in the media. 👏😍
If you're tired of bright bathroom lights ruining your sleep or a wet, unhygienic toilet seat every morning - the Don't Miss Mate is for you!
The Don't Miss Mate ensures that you never miss the mark again.
Additional info
Our man-seeking technology will detect your movement in the night and automatically light up the toilet bowl.
Choose from the 8 colours available. Set to your favourite colour or set to random, or as we call, disco mode.
Our engineering team has spent a lot of time around the bowl to ensure the Don't Miss Mate will fit your throne.
The estimated time of delivery is 3 - 7 days after purchase. Australia Post is currently experiencing significant delays across the country. This is due to the high volume of parcels being sent in combination with ongoing COVID-19 restrictions/requirements. As a result, this has created an immense backlog in their New South Wales and Victoria facilities. Because this is an issue on Australia Post’s end, we are unfortunately not in control of any delivery delays or extended processing times on their part. We want to assure you that your order should still get to you safely.
With our man-seeking technology, the Don't Miss Mate will detect any movement and automatically light up the toilet bowl, keeping your stream and manhood in check.
No. The light sensor allows the Don't Miss Mate to know when its dark, and only light up the bowl when it's most needed at night.
Due to the fact that the Don't Miss Mate only lights up automatically when needed at night, your device will last on one set of batteries for a long damn time. We can't tell you an exact time, because we don't know how often you piss.